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Profesor Snape: „ Pro pár facek mám zkratku P.F.“
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Profesor Snape špatně slyší: „ Doufám, že pět, ne dvě.“
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Profesor Snape: „Základní polohy máme dvě - vertikální a horizontální.“
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